Simple Man Politics

I was sitting in my office trying to think about what to write about today and I couldn’t find anything going on in politics today that I haven’t already written about, and I didn’t really feel like beating a dead horse today. So I decided to check my email and found this wonderfully written but of correspondence. At first I found it to be a little bit funny and I even got a good chuckle out of it, but then I realized something.

I realized that this would be the perfect solution to the ever widening gap in the ideologies and philosophies of the two major political parties who have most of the power in our nation today. I for one am all for this plan as I heartily agree with the author of this piece of potentially historical legislation. Give it a read and let me know what you think.

> Democrats and Republicans
>
> Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists,
> Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:
>
> We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this
> latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I
> know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future
> generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two
> ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is
> right, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile, slate it up
> to irreconcilable differences, and go on our own ways.
>
> Here is a model dissolution agreement:
>
> Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each
> taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two
> sides can come to a friendly agreement.
>
> After that it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives
> can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct
> and disparate tastes. We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep
> them.
> You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU..
>
> Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA
> and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell
> (you are however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big
> enough to move them).
>
> We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical
> companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved
> homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot
> Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's, and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles
> and give you NBC and Hollywood .
>
> You can make nice with Iran , Palestine , and France and we'll retain
> the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the
> peaceniks and war protestors. When our allies or way of life are under
> assault, we'll provide them job security.
>
> We'll keep our Judeo-Christian Values. You are welcome to Islam,
> Scientology, Humanism, and Shirley McClain. You can have the U.N. But we
> will no longer be paying the bill. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks,
> and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you
> can find.
>
> You can give everyone healthcare, if you can find any practicing doctors
> (that is practicing, Howard Dean) who will follow to your turf (sic).
> We'll
> continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.
>
> We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and The National Anthem. I'm
> sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World
> to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.
>
> We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up
> poverty its best shot.
>
> Since it often so offends you we'll keep our History, our Name, and our
> Flag.
>
> Would you agree to this? If so please pass it along to other like minded
> patriots and if you do not agree just hit delete and hang on.
>
> In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR on who will need
> whose help in 15 years.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> John J. Wall
>
> Law Student and an American
>
> P.S. Please take Barbra Streisand.

I hope you all enjoyed reading that, I know I did. I will try to be back soon with something a little more current in politics if I can find something in politics that is actually new and newsworthy, and I am sure the left as well as the right will endeavor to furnish me with something real soon. Have a great day my friends, CIAO4NOW!!!!!